There are several positions that
make sex in a car easier and more
fun. When you're trying to figure
out how to have sex in a car,
consider these manoeuvres and
locations:
The back seat
This can be woman-on-top or
man-on-top, with the bottom
participant lying on the back seat
or the guy sitting. It works better
if you pull the front seats as far
forward as you can, to give you more
room.
The front passenger seat
Push the seat as far back as it will
go and take a seat. Your partner can
ride you facing you or facing the
windscreen with her hands on the
dash for support.
The outside of the car
The hood of the car is a wonderful
platform for all kinds of
activities: You can go down on her
while she rests her legs on your
shoulders, her bottom on the edge of
the car or you can enter her from
front or behind while she leans her
body on the hood -- and you get
fresh air at the same time.
While driving
Your girl can easily get your
appendage in her mouth while you
drive -- slowly and carefully, for
both of you. Avoid bumps or potholes
and keep your eye on the road at all
times, and if you feel like you are
losing it, pull over immediately. A
blow job is not worth damaging your
car or losing the use of your legs
or worse, your girlfriend's or
someone else’s life.
Safety
There are many ways to get into a
pickle while you try to have sex in
a car: You, your partner’s and Joe
Public’s physical safety are of
paramount importance, simply because
while you are so distracted you
can’t keep your eye on other things.
The key here is getting sorted
before you start. So, park somewhere
where you won’t roll off a cliff or
get clipped by other vehicles, pull
on the hand brake firmly and do your
seat adjustments before you start.
Law
Most
places in the world prohibit public
displays of indecency, which is
exactly what you are proposing to do
when you try to figure out how to
have sex in a car. You can be
arrested, you can be fined, and you
can be very, very embarrassed.
However, in some countries, you can
and will be arrested and sent to
prison to serve a sentence for being
so disrespectful.
Keep these tips in mind when you're
figuring out how to have sex in a
car...
Things to keep in mind
Keep handy some tissues
or a roll of toilet
paper for cleaning up,
possibly a small pillow
for extra comforts,
water or a drink to
refresh, and condoms.
Avoid candles, as they
are a fire hazard.
Cleanliness
You need to make sure
you car is clean.
Crumpled snotty tissues,
takeout containers with
old food in them, or
McDonald’s cups leaking
old flat Coke are not
hot, and will detract
from your efforts to
have sex in a car.
Crumbs and sand/dirt on
the back seat will be
itchy and uncomfortable,
so vacuum! Do a quick
clean up before your
date. Condoms can also
help to prevent sticky
messes in the car.
Without a lecture on
safe sex, in a very
practical sense they
keep you, your girl and
your car clean.
Location
Choose your spot
reasonably carefully.
Keep in mind that any
adults or children that
may be about don’t need
to see you having sex in
your car. If
exhibitionism is your
thing, choose an area
that will suit you,
i.e., an alleyway in the
red light district.
Otherwise, choose a
quiet spot with some
nice scenery, perhaps a
nearby waterway, beach
or park. If you don’t
have a lot of pretty
options or gas, an empty
parking lot will do the
trick. Try to avoid
cliche locations where
everyone else goes.
Imagination is a virtue:
use it.
Rev it up
Sex in a car is not
always great, but with a
little thought and
planning, you can use
this exciting and
interesting location
within a location to
make a little nasty
love. Be careful, use
your common sense and
show respect to the rest
of the world, but have
plenty of fun. Get a
little more inventive
once you get the hang of
the above positions and
enjoy.
Success
partly depends on the type of car you have, so
you will need to adjust the following
suggestions on how to have sex in a car to apply
to your own vehicle. These guidelines generally
apply to a medium-size, four-door sedan.